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      <title>The Story of the Cheese Maze</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>Penultimate Author</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/indispensable_but_eminently_replaceable.png&quot; alt=&quot;indispensable_but_eminently_replaceable&quot; width=&quot;743&quot; height=&quot;1644&quot; title=&quot;...and reagent mixers.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>The Parable of the Talents</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_startup_bible.png&quot; alt=&quot;the_startup_bible&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;1729&quot; title=&quot;High five.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>Impure Mathematics</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:15:00 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>BlooP and FlooP and GlooP</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/theoretical_mathematics_however_never_goes_out_of_fashion.png&quot; alt=&quot;theoretical_mathematics_however_never_goes_out_of_fashion&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;946&quot; title=&quot;If I finish reading half of a book before it falls into irrelevance, I consider that a great success.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>Einstein</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/my_version_of_depressing_comic_week.png&quot; alt=&quot;my_version_of_depressing_comic_week&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;376&quot; title=&quot;But don't worry.  There are thousands of other Einsteins alive on Earth right now about whom you'll also know nothing.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>Zarathustra</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/a_comic_for_all_and_none.png&quot; alt=&quot;a_comic_for_all_and_none&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;1186&quot; title=&quot;And Zarathustra spake thus: MY GOD, WE'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>good idea</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/99_percent_of_mozarts_music_was_shit.png&quot; alt=&quot;99_percent_of_mozarts_music_was_shit&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;263&quot; title=&quot;Corollary: The most prolific people in the world suck 99% of the time.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>checksum</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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      <title>Lydia</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/just_like_when_i_am_AFK.png&quot; alt=&quot;just_like_when_i_am_AFK&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;634&quot; title=&quot;I'm sorry I've been away from Skyrim for so long, Aela.  My God, I'm a terrible husband.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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      <title>RSA-2048</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_RSA_CTC_challenge.png&quot; alt=&quot;the_RSA_CTC_challenge&quot; width=&quot;744&quot; height=&quot;756&quot; title=&quot;If it wasn't for the universe and the laws of physics and stuff, I'd be unstoppable.&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;UNRELATED NOTE:  If you sent me an email any time in the last several months...&lt;br /&gt;uh, yeah....about that... I may or may not have lost it. :(&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>state of the art</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 09:05:01 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>the race</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 08:47:44 PDT</pubDate>
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