2013-04-30T11:07:33Z http://abstrusegoose.com lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/507 2013-04-30T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/if_you_dont_have_cheese_its_your_own_damn_fault.png" alt="if_you_dont_have_cheese_its_your_own_damn_fault" width="744" height="3221" title="And the rats loved those books even more." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/506 2013-04-23T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/indispensable_but_eminently_replaceable.png" alt="indispensable_but_eminently_replaceable" width="743" height="1644" title="...and reagent mixers." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/505 2013-03-25T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_startup_bible.png" alt="the_startup_bible" width="744" height="1729" title="High five." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/504 2013-03-13T17:15:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_universal_mathematical_impurity_conjecture.png" alt="the_universal_mathematical_impurity_conjecture" width="744" height="802" title="There is no branch of mathematics, however abstract, which may not someday be applied to the phenomena of the real world. ---Nicolai Lobachevsky" /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/503 2013-03-08T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/theoretical_mathematics_however_never_goes_out_of_fashion.png" alt="theoretical_mathematics_however_never_goes_out_of_fashion" width="744" height="946" title="If I finish reading half of a book before it falls into irrelevance, I consider that a great success." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/502 2013-02-27T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/my_version_of_depressing_comic_week.png" alt="my_version_of_depressing_comic_week" width="744" height="376" title="But don't worry. There are thousands of other Einsteins alive on Earth right now about whom you'll also know nothing." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/501 2013-02-20T21:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/a_comic_for_all_and_none.png" alt="a_comic_for_all_and_none" width="744" height="1186" title="And Zarathustra spake thus: MY GOD, WE'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!" /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/500 2013-02-18T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/99_percent_of_mozarts_music_was_shit.png" alt="99_percent_of_mozarts_music_was_shit" width="744" height="263" title="Corollary: The most prolific people in the world suck 99% of the time." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/499 2013-02-12T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/4dba8c4ba435924f9b6268d3d89873e9.png" alt="4dba8c4ba435924f9b6268d3d89873e9" width="744" height="377" title="After purchasing Checksum Checker Checker Checker Checker and paying $149.97, I finally caught on." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/498 2013-02-08T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/just_like_when_i_am_AFK.png" alt="just_like_when_i_am_AFK" width="744" height="634" title="I'm sorry I've been away from Skyrim for so long, Aela. My God, I'm a terrible husband." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/497 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_RSA_CTC_challenge.png" alt="the_RSA_CTC_challenge" width="744" height="756" title="If it wasn't for the universe and the laws of physics and stuff, I'd be unstoppable." /><br /><p>UNRELATED NOTE: If you sent me an email any time in the last several months...<br />uh, yeah....about that... I may or may not have lost it. :(</p>

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/496 2012-09-27T09:05:01Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/the_singularity_is_way_over_there.png" alt="the_singularity_is_way_over_there" width="744" height="1136" title="According to Hollywood, Blade Runner happens in 7 years." /><br />

lcfr http://abstrusegoose.com/494 2012-09-19T08:47:44Z

<img src="http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/i_like_turtles.png" alt="i_like_turtles" width="744" height="1750" title="Unfortunately, I am awesome." /><br />